Category Archives: Starman Logs

Earth Log #0010: More Starship Engines, More Starlink, and More Life on Mars

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Greetings humans, and welcome to my tenth log. I can’t believe I’ve done ten of these already. I have to admit that this is quite natural for me now, and it’s almost routine now for me at this point. This is great since I have quite a bit to talk about this week.  Mars took […]

Earth Log #009: Starman Visits Mars & Starlink Launch Ends Scrubtober

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Greetings from Mars! Starman and I dropped by the bright red planet this week. It was my first time visiting Mars or any planet in the Milky Way Galaxy. I was so excited to see Mars, but was a little distracted by the blue planet during our visit. Mars and Earth are in close proximity […]

Earth Log #008 – Supernovae and Scrubbed Starlink Launches

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Greetings! Did you all catch the supernova this week? Starman and I were close enough to watch it—from a safe distance, of course. Who would have thought that the end of a star’s life could be so beautiful. The supernova was so bright, it shined brighter that all the other stars in its galaxy as […]

Earth Log #0007 – SpaceX Raptor Test Fires and Strange Objects Heading To Earth

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Greetings, humans, and welcome to another one of my logs. I’m starting to get the hang of these entries, I must say, as they provide me with a sense of routine. This is very important when you’re traveling through space like Starman and I. Sometimes, we travel so much that the days just kind of […]

Earth Log #006: Venus And The Space Race Renaissance

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Greetings from space! A lot of exciting stuff happened on the internet this week. I found even more interesting cat videos. By my count, I’ve watched about 5,469 so far. But enough about me. This week, Starman decided to take us for a cruise near Venus—not close enough to get burnt, but definitely close enough […]

Earth Log #0005 – A Triple-Threat Solar System and Mutant Mice

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Greetings, humans, and welcome to another one of my logs. I made it a point to watch the Earth and its surroundings more closely this time around, and just as well, too. The past week proved very interesting, as I observed a triple-star solar system, some mutant mice, and a whole bunch of The Martian’s […]

Earth Log #0002

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Greetings, humans, and welcome to my second log. Starman and I just passed through a massive star cluster in the Carina region of the Milky Way galaxy. We passed through hundreds of stars and a dense cloud that made it hard to maneuver around. I helped Starman navigate through some of the areas with my […]

Earth Log #0001

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Date: June 27, 2020 We’ve been traveling across the Milky Way Galaxy for some time. We have not seen any sign of other life forms since we left the comet. But I remain hopeful. Starman has been an excellent…dare I say…companion thus far. There’s room for improvement in him, but I do not dislike him. […]

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